I'm sorry but I couldn't get a picture of this happening since it all happened so quickly.
Game: Shadow Complex
While fighting my way through the huge underground bunker thing that appears in the early stages in the game, I began to fight a new enemy which would drop a grenade, then rappel up to the ceiling. Basically, I began to fight one of them, he dropped a grenade, someone else shot me and I died. As my body was hitting the ground, the rappel guy came down from the ceiling, landed on his own grenade and blew himself up. Once again, the only reason they must give AI the ability to use grenades is for the amusement of gamers.
Fail for the 3rd time!
Friday, 18 September 2009
Saturday, 12 September 2009
Another Grenade Fail!
Game: Wolfenstein
I am now completely convinced that the AI in Wolfenstein is broken. When I was fighting Nazis in the streets, one of them was hiding behind a wall and threw a grenade at me. Or rather, he tried to throw a grenade at me and managed to throw it straight up in the air, have it land on his head and blow several of his limbs off. I might as well just wait for all of the Nazis in Wolfenstein to kill themselves with their own grenades...
Fail.
I am now completely convinced that the AI in Wolfenstein is broken. When I was fighting Nazis in the streets, one of them was hiding behind a wall and threw a grenade at me. Or rather, he tried to throw a grenade at me and managed to throw it straight up in the air, have it land on his head and blow several of his limbs off. I might as well just wait for all of the Nazis in Wolfenstein to kill themselves with their own grenades...
Fail.
Sgt. Johnson Fail!
Game: Halo 3
While playing the mission "Halo" on Halo 3, Jonathan and I were running along one of the platform levels near the top of the tower and Jonathan suddenly disappeared in a flash of red light. It took us both a couple of seconds to figure out what happened.
Sergeant Johnson had killed Jonathan with his Spartan Laser! I guess he still holds a grudge against the Elites...
Fail.
While playing the mission "Halo" on Halo 3, Jonathan and I were running along one of the platform levels near the top of the tower and Jonathan suddenly disappeared in a flash of red light. It took us both a couple of seconds to figure out what happened.
Sergeant Johnson had killed Jonathan with his Spartan Laser! I guess he still holds a grudge against the Elites...
Fail.
Technology Fail!
Alright, this one is accredited to my friend "Steven". When he told me this, I just found it very funny but ingenious at the same time.
Game: My friend's life!
Steven was talking to his friend and for some reason he was trying to explain what "formats" were. This is his explanation:
"Programs are shapes and each computer has a little wall with triangle, square and star shapes in them that only those shapes could get in to."
Fail...or not fail...so I guess it would be...success? WIN!
Game: My friend's life!
Steven was talking to his friend and for some reason he was trying to explain what "formats" were. This is his explanation:
"Programs are shapes and each computer has a little wall with triangle, square and star shapes in them that only those shapes could get in to."
Fail...or not fail...so I guess it would be...success? WIN!
Sunday, 6 September 2009
Real Life Fail
Game: Uhh...real life!
While this isn't really gaming, I saw this the other day and found it pretty funny. This is written on a sign outside a Tesco shop.
Fail.
While this isn't really gaming, I saw this the other day and found it pretty funny. This is written on a sign outside a Tesco shop.
Fail.
No Greeting Fail
Game: Oblivion
This game has glitches littered all over the place. Seriously. This particular character is a monk in a monastery who apparently is pretty unwilling to greet me. I don't think that I am even supposed to be able to talk to this character.
I know the text is pretty hard to read, but it says:
I HAVE NO GREETING
And all this character does while I am in the text menu with them is lean towards me and back away, then lean towards me again really, really quickly.
Fail
This game has glitches littered all over the place. Seriously. This particular character is a monk in a monastery who apparently is pretty unwilling to greet me. I don't think that I am even supposed to be able to talk to this character.
I know the text is pretty hard to read, but it says:
I HAVE NO GREETING
And all this character does while I am in the text menu with them is lean towards me and back away, then lean towards me again really, really quickly.
Fail
Peter's Package Fail!
Game: Bully
While this might have been intentional since the developers of this game are notorious for this sort of thing, it is still funny. This is apparently either a mission objective or a very crude joke:
Fail
While this might have been intentional since the developers of this game are notorious for this sort of thing, it is still funny. This is apparently either a mission objective or a very crude joke:
Fail
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