Showing posts with label real. Show all posts
Showing posts with label real. Show all posts

Friday, 27 November 2009

BSG Fail!

Ok, I was watching Battlestar Galactica the other day on DVD when I noticed something in the background behind Anders. I guess someone at BSG production offices has a sense of humour!

Fail.

Friday, 18 September 2009

They should get rid of grenades fail!

I'm sorry but I couldn't get a picture of this happening since it all happened so quickly.
Game: Shadow Complex
While fighting my way through the huge underground bunker thing that appears in the early stages in the game, I began to fight a new enemy which would drop a grenade, then rappel up to the ceiling. Basically, I began to fight one of them, he dropped a grenade, someone else shot me and I died. As my body was hitting the ground, the rappel guy came down from the ceiling, landed on his own grenade and blew himself up. Once again, the only reason they must give AI the ability to use grenades is for the amusement of gamers.

Fail for the 3rd time!

Saturday, 12 September 2009

Another Grenade Fail!

Game: Wolfenstein
I am now completely convinced that the AI in Wolfenstein is broken. When I was fighting Nazis in the streets, one of them was hiding behind a wall and threw a grenade at me. Or rather, he tried to throw a grenade at me and managed to throw it straight up in the air, have it land on his head and blow several of his limbs off. I might as well just wait for all of the Nazis in Wolfenstein to kill themselves with their own grenades...

Fail.

Sgt. Johnson Fail!

Game: Halo 3
While playing the mission "Halo" on Halo 3, Jonathan and I were running along one of the platform levels near the top of the tower and Jonathan suddenly disappeared in a flash of red light. It took us both a couple of seconds to figure out what happened.
Sergeant Johnson had killed Jonathan with his Spartan Laser! I guess he still holds a grudge against the Elites...


Fail.

Sunday, 6 September 2009

Real Life Fail

Game: Uhh...real life!
While this isn't really gaming, I saw this the other day and found it pretty funny. This is written on a sign outside a Tesco shop.

Fail.

Nazi AI Fail

Game: Wolfenstein
While I was infiltrating the SS base, I came across a problem. There was a Nazi who I had to kill (for some reason) which is normally not a difficult task, but there was no way to get into the room until I completed another task. While I was trying to figure out what I was supposed to do, I cam across a window which looked into the room. The Nazi inside of the room was just staring at me so I decided to shoot the window to see if I could get a response.
All hell broke loose inside that room. The Nazi went absolutely insane, he began shooting at me whenever I showed my face from behind the glass and then he even began to throw grenades at me! He was in a sealed room...and this game is not good enough to have destructible walls. Well, if you look at the image below, the puddle of red gore on the floor is the remains of the Nazi after he blew himself up with his own grenade.

Fail.